Thursday, 19 November 2009

Another Futile Plan


Custom 'ped Skate Trip


This is the one I was on about.


Sunday, 15 November 2009

New Hero

Justin is 29, he lives with his 73-year-old dad. He just writes down shit that he says.

I can relate to the shit that he says.

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

Gonna be a TV show I hear.

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

No chin behind chuck norris' beard, there is. Only another fist, there is. Hmmmmmm.
It's doesn't appear to be broken, but I'm utterly determined to fix it until it is.

Thursday, 24 September 2009

Truth about Google

Google

Word


Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Tagged

Bawbee tagged me
Gotta write 7 things about me apparently, then put 7 links to other bloggers.
I only know 9 bloggers, and they'm already on Rickee's or Bawbee's lists...

An I don't know how to put links in all stylee like, Wait, turns out I do...

1. I had blonde hair when I was a kid.
2. I won a contest at Butlins for putting the most things in a match box. "Any advance on 36" the man said, "er...347..." says me. 10 year old tweaker.
3. I lived in Berlin for a bit.
4. I designed the toilet floor on the class442 train.
5. I have fallen off many motorbikes.
6. I like my Briggs and Stratton mower, when it starts...Makes the shed smell like a proper shed.
7. I am full of amazing ideas, that usually never come to fruition.


There, done.